Saturday, November 04, 2006

FANS’ MEMORIAL TO DULWICH HAMLET FOUNDER TO BE UNVEILED

Armistice Day 2006 and at the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month, Dulwich Hamlet supporters, most too young to remember the horrors of two world wars will gather below the memorial at Champion Hill to fallen of those terrible conflicts and observe the two minutes silence followed by unveiling of a permanent brass plaque to commemorate the famous old club’s founder, Lorraine “Pa” Wilson. This unveiling is the first part of campaign by dedicated, amateur historian Jack McInroy which will culminate in the replacement of Pa Wilson’s gravestone in West Norwood Cemetery, destroyed in an act of corporate vandalism by Lambeth Council in the 1970’s.
Following this commemoration, a second plaque will be affixed below the war memorial to correct the mistake to the name “Eddie” Bescoby, who in June 1917 died of wounds received in action aged just 25. All supporters, whether Dulwich or otherwise are welcome to attend.



This 1949 photograph shows the Memorial Plaque at Dulwich Hamlet being dedicated by the Rev. R Cowley

Reproduced below an article explaining the significance of Pa Wilson to the naissance and nurturing of the young Hamlet.

Pa Wilson
The Father of Dulwich Hamlet Football Club
by Jack McInroy

Originally published in the Hamlet Historian in 1997.

Additional material January 2003.

In 1923 the Dulwich Hamlet Football Club celebrated its first thirty years. Known in all quarters as one of the friendliest amateur clubs, the Hamlet had achieved the highest of things from the humblest of beginnings. A feat entirely due to the fine efforts of its loyal personnel. Among those committed to the administration of the club were a number of officials who had progressed through the ranks, having originally joined on the playing staff. Men such as Arthur Knight, Stan Hann, Cecil Lawrence and Tom Smith. These trusty men had taken heed to the wise words of a great man. A man whose motto to junior footballers was “Stick to your club.”

That man, the honorary treasurer Mr Lorraine Wilson, had dedicated all thirty of those years to the love of his life – a love at first sight that began way back in 1893. Wilson, it can truly be said, was very much in love with Dulwich Hamlet Football Club. It was probably the reason why he remained a bachelor. How could he devote time to a wife when he was married to Dulwich Hamlet?

No marriage is complete without a family, and Wilson created a family atmosphere throughout the club. The excellent way that he, and the Hamlet’s secretary George Wheeler, ran things in the midst of trials was a credit to them. When Wheeler died in December 1921 the wave of grief that permeated Champion Hill affirmed that Dulwich Hamlet had lost more than a great club man, they lost a member of the family.

Within two years it was unanimously agreed upon that Wilson be offered the esteemed position of President of the Dulwich Hamlet Football Club. A more suitable candidate for the post would have been impossible to find. Wilson was inspirational, inducing the spirit of pure amateurism among his colleagues with a burning passion. The marvellous gesture by the club was gratefully accepted by Wilson, who, arguably, did more for Dulwich Hamlet than anyone before or since. Sadly, he would be President for only a short time.

Born in Fallowfield in the heart of Manchester on 2nd December 1865, Lorraine Wilson, the son of a merchant, came to live in Dulwich as a thirteen year old in 1879. The next year he was accepted into Dulwich College, leaving the upper fifth in 1883. From school he went on to private tuition at Lausanne in 1884. In business he was a very accomplished book-keeper, serving as a clerk with Hart & Tibbits Chartered Accountants from 1887 for a year or so. By 1891 he was a fully fledged Drapers Hall accountant.

Lorraine Wilson, a bespectacled stocky little man, was affectionately known by all and sundry as ‘Pa’ surely because of his warmth and fondness. His fatherly affection was seen most clearly in the help and guidance he showed to the youngsters that came under his wing. Whether Pa had adopted his nickname before he was thirty, when he was treasurer of the Dulwich Hamlet School Old Boys Cricket Club, we do not know.

The summer season was well past when two teenage boys from the school’s cricket team approached the fatherlike figure with a desire to form a football club. Pa, no doubt impressed with the one and eight pence that Teddy Booker and J. W. Williamson had got together, duly obliged, taking on further treasury duties. His accountancy skills made him well qualified to guide them in monetary matters. The young chaps could now continue their athletic activities all year round – in the winter sport of association football, and cricket in the summer months. What they did not realise is how often Pa Wilson kindly dipped into his own pocket to meet the needs of the newly founded club. Were it not for this generosity the football club may well have died in its infancy.

Besides being a very charitable man Wilson was also a great supporter of things. After leaving Dulwich College he became a founder member of the College Chapel Committee with the Rev. Canon George William Daniell. Canon Daniell, the College chaplain, and a great friend of Wilson, was elected President of the Dulwich Hamlet Football Club at its inception. He retired from the position in 1915. [Note: There was no President from 1915 until Wilson in 1923. After Wilson’s death the position remained vacant until 1956!] The connection with Dulwich College allowed the Hamlet’s footballers to use the College Reading Rooms in the village for dressing rooms; five minutes walk from the playing field in Woodwarde Road, and across the track from Dulwich Park where the team preferred to play. The Hamlet were off to a good start. In a few short years they transferred from College Farm in Burbage Road to a pitch in Sunray Avenue, with the description “part swamp, part jungle”. They eventually settled in the surrounds we are familiar with today, in 1900 simply known as Freeman’s Ground after the landlord Thomas Freeman.

Quickly progressing through the local junior leagues, Dulwich Hamlet had accomplished senior status by the turn of the century, and in 1907 joined the Isthmian League where they have remained ever since. Stops along the way included the Southern Suburban League and the Dulwich League – both creations of Pa Wilson. The founder became President of each one.

Dulwich Hamlet enjoyed much cup success at that time, and Pa Wilson used the well earned prosperity by improving the facilities at Freeman’s Ground. When the lease held by Thomas Freeman expired in 1912, one section of the land was enclosed with a fence, terraces and a stand erected, and thus the Hamlet’s famous Champion Hill headquarters for the next twenty years came into being.

During the First World War Pa Wilson published a quarterly magazine for the Dulwich Hamlet Football Club’s staff and players. The ‘Pink & Blue’ was posted to about 100 members on service at home and abroad, informing them of the latest news regarding the club and the matches played at Champion Hill during wartime. [Note: We would be pleased to hear of anyone who has any copies.] The team Wilson assembled at Dulwich was made up of local teenage boys who perfected their craft against visiting Forces sides. Pa Wilson nurtured this second generation of youngsters throughout the latter half of the war period, thus preceding Matt ‘Busby’s Babes’ by forty years. It was a stroke of genius and showed great foresight on the part of the Dulwich maestro.

Indeed, following the war the Hamlet side continued to meet success with success, most notably in the 1920 side that destroyed everyone in its path to glory. All this is documented elsewhere of course. [See this author’s The Story of a Season for an in-depth look at the 1919-20 season, and more on Wilson’s efforts in securing the Hamlet’s Champion Hill stadium.]

Pa Wilson’s enthusiasm for all things football-shaped was most clearly expressed in the energy he afforded the club he had built into one of the most famous amateur clubs in the country. It was said that on the day of a big match when the team was doing well, and the receipts were good, his beaming smile was almost a landmark. “Pa’s pleased today.” the crowd would say.

Pa’s greatest love was obviously Dulwich Hamlet, but his attentions were not just confined to local interests. Far from it, such was his widespread popularity that he was invited to take on greater responsibilities. Not only was he honorary treasurer of the London Football Association, but also the Surrey FA as well, where he eventually occupied the seat of Vice President. These offices spoke volumes of the vast amount of work he did and the confidence placed in him. It must have been a great thrill for him to see Dulwich Hamlet win Surrey’s county cup on six occasions. Pa enjoyed the big occasion, and in one of his official capacities he attended the first ever Wembley FA Cup Final in 1923. And although he was shaken up in the famous crush, he nevertheless, (up until a few weeks before he died) spoke of going again the following year. It is also fascinating to discover that Pa Wilson made out his last will and testament in the week following his Wembley ordeal.

The opening months of the 1923-24 season saw Dulwich at their best, despite losing Edgar Kail for eleven weeks after the amateur international fractured his collar bone in one of the early games. It was not until the Saturday before Christmas that Dulwich Hamlet’s unbeaten league run came to an end at Woking. During this time, plans were being drawn up to sort out the immediate drainage problems with the Champion Hill pitch, which after a good shower, invariably turned into a mudheap. Looking further ahead, a scheme was being finalised to create a brand new ground with a pitch for the reserves. Pa strove for the best. Whether it was the condition of the playing surface for his footballers, or the view and comfort of the spectators, he always had the good of the club in mind. It was an exciting time to be involved with Dulwich Hamlet.

During the week of Sunday 9th December 1923, Pa Wilson sustained a very nasty fall, really suffering the consequences. Everyone showed concern for the ailing Dulwich President, who had recently celebrated his fifty eighth birthday. Pa lived with his seventy four year old spinster sister Annette at their residence, ‘Birchwood’, 57 Alleyne Park, Dulwich. It is difficult to work out whether brother looked after sister or vice versa. Although his Christmas was somewhat spoilt by his infirmity, Pa could take consolation in the fact that Dulwich Hamlet headed the Isthmian League table.

The new drains were fitted at the end of January and the work continued well into the next month. On the new turf the London Caledonians became the first team all season to beat Dulwich at Champion Hill.

Some newsreel footage was recorded at the cup-tie with Nunhead at Brown’s ground in February. The following week pictures of the two sets of players, action from the game and the customary spectator shots were shown in cinemas to huge roars of approval. It is doubtful that Pa Wilson ever got to see these pictures. His ill health continued, and by mid March he had two nurses in constant attendance. Everyone wished him a speedy recovery.

That same month Dulwich made their exit from the Amateur cup, going out at the hands of Chilton Colliery Recreation. It had been a miserable month for all at the club. The final week saw the popular President’s condition become critical. The prolonged illness was taking its toll. In the middle of April Pa Wilson was forced to retire from his position with the London Football Association. In so doing, the LFA lost one of its longest serving members.

By the run-in St Albans had become the team to beat, which nobody had done in the league for seven months. Returning from their Easter tour, the Hamlet players knew they were still in with a shout of the championship, providing they did not slip up, and if St Albans dropped a point or two. The Hamlet soundly thrashed Oxford City 4-0 on Saturday 26th April. The same score was recorded against the Casuals on Monday 28th at Crystal Palace. Right up to the last Pa Wilson’s thoughts were with ‘the boys’ as he fondly called the Dulwich Hamlet team. At his home in Alleyn Park he received the news of their doings with great eagerness. Particularly the description of the hat-trick scored earlier that evening by his favourite son, Edgar Kail. It was the last news that Pa Wilson would receive about his beloved club. He died the next day.

The funeral was hastily arranged for eleven o’clock on the morning of Saturday 3rd .May at Old College Chapel with the cortege going on to West Norwood Cemetery for the interment. As the funeral was set for the morning of the final league match with Tufnell Park, it was hoped that the game would be postponed. It was not to be. Permission would have to be granted from the Football Association and Tufnell Park, and with the championship hanging in the balance, it was felt by some that the club’s founder would have wished for the game to go ahead.

Tufnell Park were in a lowly position and in danger of having to seek re-election. There was everything to play for. Dulwich, on the other hand, were playing for a possible chance of the championship. St Albans were leading the pack in their first shot at the Isthmian League having won the previous season’s Athenian League. One point ahead of Dulwich Hamlet, they had not lost a single league match since September, and their opponents Civil Service, who despite playing exceptionally well, were not going to hinder them. But there was a slim chance that they would buckle under the pressure – and surely Dulwich would easily overcome lowly Tufnell Park.

In the end it was academic. St Albans won their game easily, and against all odds Dulwich were remarkably defeated, having run the show, and after hitting the crossbar twice through Jones and Jonas. Even when Kail was brought down in the box Pilkington failed to convert the spotkick. Dulwich finished runners-up, 3 points behind the champions.

The matchday programme illustrated the severity of Pa Wilson’s loss locally. “Today .marks what is beyond doubt the direst calamity that has befallen the club since its inception; for we have laid to his last rest one who was the keystone of the whole edifice which has come to be built up around the name of Dulwich Hamlet.”

The tone of the day was set a few hours earlier when over twenty cars made up the large funeral procession. Among the congregation were most of Dulwich Hamlet’s players and officials; distinguished members of various football associations; the Isthmian League and several of its clubs were represented; teachers and boys from Dulwich Hamlet School; Dulwich College; and the Dulwich Conservative Association. The pall bearers were six prominent Dulwich Hamlet officials: - Tom Smith (Hon. Sec.), Alf Garratt (Hon. Treasurer), Arthur Knight, Stan Hann, Cecil Lawrence and Dick Jonas (Captain).

Further large crowds were at the graveside. The extent of Pa Wilson’s popularity and esteem were seen in the flowers and wreaths from a variety of teams, schools, leagues, including some from as far away as Norway and Holland, The most outstanding was the beautiful pink and blue floral tribute from Dulwich Hamlet in the form of the club badge.

At the beginning of the 1924-25 season the Dulwich Hamlet Football Club Handbook paid tribute to the great man:

LORRAINE WILSON

One short year ago it was our pleasure and pride to devote the place of honour in the .Handbook to our newly appointed President. We recounted the circumstances under which the foundation, the building up. And the carrying on of the Club were the product of thirty years of earnest endeavour and self-sacrifice; and we looked forward with the greatest pleasure and confidence to the Club’s progress under the pilotage from the Presidential chair of the one who, of all others, was most fully equipped with the essentials to the prosperous passage of Dulwich Hamlet.

The season 1923-24 had not ended ‘ere the life that was so devoted to the Club had run its course; and on April 29th our founder and President – Mr Lorraine Wilson – passed away, leaving us in a flood of sorrow as intense as it was universal. The sharpness of the blow was keenly felt in a very large circle, centring in his grief stricken family, extending through the Club to the London and County Associations and the many organisations within their jurisdictions, and widening out to the furthest realms of amateur football, as well as to other spheres of sport.

His was an influence, the absence of which will without doubt be sorely missed for many days to come. Noble tributes have been paid to his memory in the highest football circles, but all that can have been said or written of him must fall short of what we know him to have been during the many years that he devoted his time, his health and his substance to the elevating of those by whom he was immediately surrounded, amongst whom the Dulwich Hamlet Football Club figured not least in his affections. And now that, for him, is peace, there remains to those who are left to carry on a legacy that may well be the envy of many. A high standard has been set, and it is for us to profit by the noble example of him who has shown the way, to maintain the Club’s dignity at all times and to order its affairs that the bond of honour by which the name ‘Pa’ Wilson and Dulwich Hamlet have been, and still are mutually entwined, may ever be preserved in that purity, freshness and vigorous vitality which neither time nor circumstances can weaken.

(Phew! At this point the writer’s pen must have exploded.)
In 1996 I paid a visit to the site of the burial plot in West Norwood Cemetery but came away rather disappointed. Pa Wilson’s family gravestone had been removed from the site and is gone forever. The Friends of Norwood Cemetery later informed me that Wilson purchased the actual plot as far back as 1888. It is not clear when the tombstone was removed, but in the past some stones were hauled up because of natural decay and wartime bomb damage. However, during the 1970s and 80s, it was Lambeth Council’s policy to demolish thousands of gravestones in the interest of tidying up the cemetery and releasing more available burial space. Understandably, the Council came in for widespread criticism, especially from relatives and descendents of the deceased, but by then it was too late, the damage had been done.

It is a travesty that anyone, let alone one of the most important figures in amateur football, should have his last resting place desecrated in such a way. I for one would like to see some sort of memorial stone replaced, and the name of Lorraine ‘Pa’ Wilson rightly remembered for his large contribution to amateur football in general and Dulwich Hamlet in particular.

(Please note the first person in this article referes to the author, not to the publisher. Norm)

The War Memorial & The Unveiling of The Pa Wilson Plaque





























Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Tuesday 31st October 2006

Ryman Isthmian League Division One South

Chatham, whose once mighty docks readied the Empire was founded, rolled up from the Medway armed with a plan. Stop the Hamlet goal machine in its tracks. So close they came to succeeding in their task but Cavaliers won through over the Roundhead philosophy, a fourth straight victory ground out and one that sent Hamlet to the top of the division for the first time since John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John topped the hit parade. “Summer Nights” then but a chill early winter evening at the Hill, the weather perhaps as much a deterrent as the alternative attractions beamed across the televisual ether.

“Why change a winning side?” Wayne Burnett must have mused, so the same XI that had impressed at Bourne Park took up the Kentish challenge once more. Chatham re-jigged in the wake of defeat to Hamlet’s fellow battlers in the promotion melting pot, Sittingbourne, manager Phil Miles, the man with the plan, shuffling his pack. Early exchanges went the way of the Hamlet. Two minutes gone, the ever-animated Chris Dickson burst clear down the right, rocketing a shot in on goal but a fraction too wide of the upright. Frustration reigned as the Chats took every opportunity to squeeze the life blood from the Hamlet’s power and pace game. No sooner had the ball reached a man in pink and blue than red shirts swarmed around him, suffocating inspiration and limiting the chances.

Seven minutes a famous Kentish name came close to upsetting the apple cart, Rob Denness beating Nicolas Plumain to the ball but slamming a volley on the run over the crossbar. Dulwich response – a screaming drive from Dickson fully 25 yards from goal but too high. The Hamlet goal machine in the thick of it once more soon afterwards, muscling his way to the ball despite the presence of a brace of minders. A deft hook under pressure deserved better but keeper John Whitehouse was content to watch the effort fly wide.

Mid way through the half a blow for the Hamlet as Phil Williams, who looked out of sorts all evening, was replaced, David Moore on in his stead. Hamlet came through the tricky test of a close range free kick as the impish Mark Brookes went to ground, a deep ball to the back of the box causing more trouble than it should have done, but the lines stayed firm. Soon Hamlet were on the attack again and the substitute Moore was at the heart of things, his pass putting in Dickson, only for a timely tackle from Danny Larkin to flick the ball from his toes as he shaped to shoot. A corner expertly delivered by Beaney but Eniola Oluwa’s flicked header flashing wide of the far upright.

Like the Terracotta Warriors of Xi’an, the Chatham defenders stood impervious. A low drive, cracked in by Dickson blocked. Oluwa’s follow up likewise repulsed. Beaney, a thunderous drive from distance whizzing over the crossbar. The pressure turned up. Whitehouse out to block a close range effort from Dickson after a sinuous run in the area. A great low cross in from Oluwa on the left after mesmerising the defence but no connection from Moore lurking on the edge of the six yard box.

33 minutes and Chatham smothering tactics should have bourn fruit, Luke Harvey exploited a rare gap in the Hamlet rearguard, bursting through with only Chris Lewington between him and glory. Fortunately for Dulwich his finishing was poor, somehow failing to hit the target with just the keeper to beat. Still the chance seemed to buoy the visitors and some tasty work by Brookes on the right saw him drive a tempting low ball into the six yard box, Lewington diving to claim as red shirts waited to pounce.

As a swarm of red shirts engulfed him, Oluwa somehow managed to get off a stinging shot from an acute angle but just wide. A corner with half-time on the horizon won by Moore’s powerful run to the backline sparked controversy. Played short to Beaney, the ball was delivered in the heart of the danger area. A wild defensive header but as the players challenged, Lewis Tozer was clearly shoved out of the path of the falling ball by Whitehouse. Remarkably referee Mr McIntyre saw nothing amiss.

A feisty start to Act II. A Chatham attack repulsed; a powerful attack down the left wing spearheaded by Dickson but no one in the right place to finish off a low cross that capped the run. Moore scuttled to recover the ball and pop in a cross for the head of Beaney but the finish lacked the power the trouble Whitehouse. An exchange of passes with Dickson sent a marauding Jason Turley in on goal but a fine tackle from Bradley King extinguished the danger. Dickson himself unleashed a venomous thunderbolt of a drive, swearing in the icy air but failing to deceive an alert Shawn Beveney was on hand to imperiously sweep the ball home. Two minutes later the same striking duo combined to tear a gapping hole in the previously impervious Chatham defence, Dickson playing the ball in, Beveney chesting the ball past his marker before sashaying past the keeper but snatching at this opportunity, lifting the ball over the net yawning before him.

A fierce volley on the turn from Denness tested Lewington but a comfortable gather stamped out the danger. Dickson might have ended his mini-goal drought soon after, cutting in from the left but an angle shot blocked by the keeper’s feet.

A tense end game, few chances as Chats tried in vain to find a route back into the game only to founder on the Hamlet’s rock solid rearguard. The game was dying like a woodman’s fire when a raft of chances in the final minutes raked the fires. A cheeky chip from Dickson on the edge of area failed to deceive Whitehouse. Seconds later Dickson set up substitute Sol Pinnock, but a moment’s hesitation with the goal at his mercy and Whitehorse was prostrate at his feet to block. Last moments, a corner, Beaney squirmed for space to lay the ball for Pinnock who made space to pull a low shot back across the keeper but again Whitehouse was on his toes diving to clutch the ball on his line, but all in vain as the final whistle signalled victory.

DHFC: Chris Lewington; Jason Turley (Capt); Nicolas Plumain; Cedric Meeko; Lewis Tozer; Justyn Roberts; Eniola Oluwa (Sol Pinnock 74); Kenny Beaney; Shawn Beveney (Daniel Jones 86); Chris Dickson; Phil Williams (David Moore 25)

Subs not used: Matt Dean, Jamie Coyle

CTFC: John Whitehouse; Tom Binks (Capt); Bradley King; Danny Larkin; Andy Boyle; Steve Best (Kevin Spriggs 70); Darren Smith; Mark Brookes; Luke Harvey; Rob Denness; Andy Douglas (Ian Pulman 77)

Subs not used: Jim Lyons; Glen Winter-Nolan

Attendance: 226

Officials:

Referee: Mr Adam McIntyre (Camberley, Surrey)

Assistant Referees: Mr Peter Georgiou (Wandsworth, London) & Mr Mark Williams (Barnes, London)

Goalscoring:

1-0 DHFC Shawn Beveney 57th minute

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Saturday 28th October 2006

Ryman Isthmian League Division One South

“Serendipity” to make discoveries, by accident and sagacity, of things not in quest of. The long stroll to Bourne Park does not bore well for the itinerant traveller, rolling through grey industrial sheds purveying their wares to the weekend DIY-er. Then, perchance, past an oddly incongruous ancient structure there looms the vast concrete edifice of Central Park once home to Sittingbourne FC in their halcyon days when an ambitious chairman had dreams of elevation to heights of football gloriana. Beyond, in the shadow of monument to footballing folly, there rests the rough and ready Bourne Park, a true Fans’ Stadium, pieced together perhaps from the contents of these anodyne sheds that line the route to this arena. Today the tenants are in, once mighty Maidstone, likewise humbled by a former, rapacious chairman but rebuild by the hands of loyal fans and decamped to industrial wastelands whilst they await the arrival of their new home back in Kent’s county town.

With both sides well-placed among the promotion pack and coming into the game on the back of famous knock-out victories away to Premier Division clubs, Chelmsford City and AFC Wimbledon respectively, hopes were high for a true clash of the titans. The fans were not to be disappointed as despite a bobbly pitch and the efforts of a swirling wind to disrupt proceedings, the goals flowed. 16 games into the season and already those Hamlet fans that have attended every competitive game have witnessed the staggering total of 79 goals.

These two combatants had achieved those cup victories in their own inimitable style, the Dulwich philosophy of attack until one can attack no more, then attack again in stark contrast to the solid mindset that had paved the way for a defensive bedrock upon which the expensive forwards of Chelmsford had foundered. However this was little evidence of a defensive attitude in the Stones’ early endeavours as one-time Dulwich youth teamer, Nathan Paul, showed his pace as an overlapping wingback providing a deadly cross from the right only for Jason Turley to provide the clearing header as Simon Austin threatened. Paul was again the catalyst with a ball in behind the Dulwich defence but from a difficult angle Jason Barton failed to test Chris Lewington as the ball was stabbed in to the side netting. Moments later Chris Dickson put a cross shot wide but controversially Hamlet were denied a penalty a minute by the home town referee as Eniola Oluwa held off the challenge of Paul only to have his legs taken from him by the same player as he shaped to shoot on the edge of the six yard box.

Swiftly clicking into gear and coming to grips with the uneven, scraggily grassed terrain, Dulwich started to gain the upper hand and it took a brave block from stopper Pat Mullin to deny Dickson as hammered a powerful shot goalwards.

On the quarter hour, domination earned its reward as the Hamlet claimed the afternoon’s opening goal. A corner won by Justyn Roberts was played short to Nicolas Plumain, the ball delivered into the heart of the danger area. Dickson juggled but could not make space for himself. The ball dropped to Roberts, a first strike blocked by the hand of a defender. No whistle from the prevaricating man in black but it mattered not a jot for the rebound fell back at the feet of the defensive colossus, the ball stabbed goalwards as he fell and Mullin powerless to keep the shot from trickling into the bottom corner of his net.

Good football stifled by the elements, the environment and a puzzling array of stoppages for apparent infringements conspired to put the kibosh on entertainment. Kenny Beaney went to his knees after bursting into the box but naught. Then out of the blue an equaliser for the Stones. A hefty punt out of defence from Lee Shearer seemed destined for No Man’s Land but Lynden Rowland had other ideas. Chasing the ball with Turley in pursuit he let it bounce before hitting a terrific first time volley on the angle that had Lewington frozen to his near post as the ball flashed past him into the opposite corner.

Riled by this, Hamlet hit back. Released down the right channel Dickson showed his strength to muscle his way to the back line but a pull back had been anticipated by Mullin and he pounced on the low cross as Dickson’s fellow strikers lay in wait. A couple later and Plumain would dart into the box only for a meticulously timed tackle from Mario McNish to whip from his toes and behind for a corner, from whence Plumain would deliver a tempting cross into the area. The danger cleared momentarily Phil Williams recovered, whipping a ball in that swirled upon the ether but that Beaney was unable to reach and provide the killer touch.

Stones came close again, a curious free kick delivered deep to the back of the box for Ryan Royston to meet but plop a header into the side netting before Nick Barnes exchanged passes with Sam Tydeman until to rocket a shot wide of the mark. As half time drew ever closer and fans’ minds drifted to a warming Bovril, Hamlet regained their lead though it was not without controversy. Convinced, erroneously, that Plumain had allowed the ball to run out of play, a momentary lapse of concentration proved fatal. Unfazed Plumain slipped a pass into Williams, who ghosted through the diaphanous attempts to thwart his run before neatly curling a pearler of a finish beyond the clutches of Mullin.

A few words from the management and the Stones came out hitting the right notes only for Hamlet’s rhythm section to play a drum solo upon the hapless defence. A brace of early Stones’ free kicks had to be dealt with, messily but dealt with. Shawn Beveney almost made his mark as Royston surrendered the ball to him, the Guyanese international denied by the feet of Mullin. Time for the Stones to unveil their secret weapon, not the electric pace of Alex Tiesse of whose debut the home fans would have to wait but Aaron Lacy, a man possessed not only of mullet to rival the Chris Waddle of the 80’s but an almighty catapult of a throw-in that would test the Hamlet defence to very limits. His gifts were soon in even demand as Beveney repeated his party piece as a sweeping move out of defence saw Beveney turn on the gas as the ball was played through, bearing down on Mullin before calmly driving the ball low through the diving keeper to nestle in the far corner of the net.

Déjà vu two minutes later, but this time Mullin’s effort would prove successful, if painful, the custodian twisting an ankle in a pothole as he dived at the feet of Beveney. A long break in play ensued, Mullin’s recovery not aided by his physio whose novel method of determining the location of the injury by threading on the offending limb has yet to be adopted by the British Medical Association. Dulwich rhythm interrupted and a hideous bungle from the tyro Dulwich custodian gave Maidstone an unlikely route back into the game. Austin’s cross from the right wing seemed a routine catch for young Lewington but somehow he contrived to let the ball slip through his fingers behind him and like a hungry man pouncing upon a meal, Barnes was on hand to stab the errant ball into the now unguarded net.

Rather than withdraw into their shell and protect their fragile lead, the Hamlet’s instant response was offensive, a two-footed salute to the negative game as a left wing attack set up Beveney to feed Oluwa, the quicksilver midfielder making space to rifle in a stunning drive that looked destined for the top corner until Mullin produced an equally breathtaking one-handed save to turn the shot away.

Mullet-topped missile launcher Lacy bombed a throw into the penalty area, Lewington, unfazed by his earlier faux pas, twisting to claw Shearer’s goal bound header over the crossbar. Then a lifeline was thrown in the direction of the hosts, Barnes and Lewis Tozer collided in the area, and much to the chagrin of the Hamlet defender Mr Gosling pointed instantly to the spot. Tozer’s indignation was further compounded as his protestations of innocence brought naught but a caution from the man in black. Upon Barnes the victim fell the responsibility of dispensing retribution but his nerve failed him, Lewington unruffled like his net as the ball was blasted a goodly distance wide of the mark.

Three minutes later Dickson had the opportunity to put the seal on victory as he went mano-a-mano with Mullin but a shot nestled in the midriff of the spread-eagled keeper. Seconds later and the Stones still could get no satisfaction as another penalty appeal fell on stony ground, the ball clearly striking the hand of Tozer as he attempted a tackle but then fate has a strange way of evening these things out. A minute into an interminable bout of stoppage time, Dickson looped in a deep cross to the back post where Williams rose to plant a header just wide. Subscribing to the Einsteinian Theory of Elastic Time, Mr Gosling stretched out stoppage almost to infinity. Each time the Hamlet attacked but lost the ball, the Stones rolled forward, Hamlet’s defence stretched to the bounds but it held firm, victory assured once more.

Teams:

MUFC: Pat Mullin; Nathan Paul (Kane Rice 88); Craig Roser; Lee Shearer; Mario McNish; Ryan Royston; Sam Tydeman; Nick Barnes; Simon Austin (Alex Tiesse 81); Lynden Rowland; Jason Barton (Aaron Lacy 52)

Subs not used: Nick Hegley; Michal Czanner (GK)

DHFC: Chris Lewington; Jason Turley (Capt); Nicholas Plumain; Cedric Meeko; Justyn Roberts; Lewis Tozer; Eniola Oluwa; Kenny Beaney; Shawn Beveney (Sol Pinnock 80); Chris Dickson (Daniel Jones 90+7); Phil Williams

Subs not used: Jamie Coyle; Matt Dean; David Moore

Attendance: 361

Officials:

Referee: Mr I Gosling (Sittingbourne)

Assistant Referees: Mr G Gooding (Ashford, Kent) and Mr A Marshall (Gillingham, Kent)

Goalscoring

0-1 DHFC Justyn Roberts 15th minute

1-1 MUFC Lynden Rowland 27th minute

1-2 DHFC Phil Williams 45th minute

1-3 DHFC Shawn Beveney 53rd minute

2-3 MUFC Nick Barnes 58th minute